Friday, December 09, 2005

1015hours Pouty: “OH MY GOD!!!” Sharkbait: “What happen? What’s going on?” (panicking) Pouty: “Something terrible has happen, Sharkbait, how?? Sharkbait: “Quickly tell me man!!!! What is it?” Pouty: “I put on so much weight!” Sharkbait: “Eh??!!” Pouty: “Yaaa….I put on weight on my nose” Sharbait: “WHAT???!!” Pouty: “Yaaaa…can you seee…the tip of my nose is sooo much rounder” Sharkbait: “Please tell me you’re kidding” Pouty: “Nooo….Look at it Sharkbait….touch my nose…its sooo fat.” Sharkbait: (raises her hand to the ceiling) “Why?? Why me??!!!!” 1235hours Pouty: “I don’t think I’m going for lunch” Sharkbait: “Ok” Pouty: “I really don’t think I should go” Sharkbait: “Ok then….” Pouty: “You think I should go?” Sharkbait: “Huh?? You hungry or not?” Pouty: “I dunno..I don’t think I should eat” Sharkbait: “Ok, but why?” Pouty: “Because if I don’t eat….I will be able to reach enlightenment” Sharkbait: “What the fuck…ok babe…I’m going kick myself for asking, but explain enlightenment” Pouty: “Aiya…enlightenment la…you know…where I’m a whole lot lighter than my usual weight” Sharkbait: “Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer…I never learn” Pouty: “Huhhh?? You want to learn about enlightenment?” *This is TheClaw, Sharkbait has gone to help Pouty throw herself away.

7 Comments:

Anonymous JB said...

en LIGHTEN ment.

No banyan tree required. Maybe she'd eat the banyan tree if she sat under it.

That's how she'll reached enlightenment.

Oh that was hilarious.

12/09/2005 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous chrysalis said...

Methinks that pouty needs more than a slight reduction in nose girth ...

12/09/2005 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous The Riddler said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ._. Hahahhahahahhahhahah!!!!!

12/09/2005 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Penny said...

I dunno ... sounds like her brain is a little too light already! And I think I've had this conversation before. Hmmmm, do we know the same people?

12/09/2005 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you kidding right? Damn this chick is off the damn hook!!

Thank God I'm not working at your place.

Thanks for last night, i had fun.

12/10/2005 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous abbynormal said...

But...but...you left us hanging again, Sharkbait! Did she go to lunch or WHAT???

*man, I hate when she does this*

12/11/2005 05:09:00 AM  
Blogger Static Brain said...

Hey sharkbait what happened. Like abby said "you left us hanging again."

12/13/2005 04:03:00 PM  

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